Most dicks enjoy dressing to reflect their personality!
So it’s flaccid.
i seem to have found you in a google chat~
(to the admin- this blog is hella funny!!! Please keep going!!!)
(OMG OMG I DID NOT EXPECT TO WAKE UP TO A DICK HAHA!
I’M STILL LAUGHING AND AMAZED.
DOES THIS COUNT AS COSPLAY? WOW)
They must be a pretty shy pair of fella’s! Since it usually keeps hidden inside the tail.
Cool!! I’ve always wanted to talk to my penises!! Thank you, Mr. England’s Dick!
(( I’ve seen several people saying they’re printing them out and planning to hand them out to others/friends/etc! Which is super exciting!
I’d love to hear how it went come Valentines day, see if England’s dick brought you love/laughter /)u(\! ))