Ask England's Dick

Most dicks enjoy dressing to reflect their personality! 

Don’t worry, I’m a professional

There's the famous england's dick askblog, but i think it's inactive now.
Anonymous

undercover-witch:

So it’s flaccid.


i seem to have found you in a google chat~(to the admin- this blog is hella funny!!! Please keep going!!!)

(OMG OMG I DID NOT EXPECT TO WAKE UP TO A DICK HAHA!
I’M STILL LAUGHING AND AMAZED.
DOES THIS COUNT AS COSPLAY? WOW) 

i seem to have found you in a google chat~
(to the admin- this blog is hella funny!!! Please keep going!!!)

(OMG OMG I DID NOT EXPECT TO WAKE UP TO A DICK HAHA!

I’M STILL LAUGHING AND AMAZED.

DOES THIS COUNT AS COSPLAY? WOW) 

owyn-sama:

askenglandsdick:

They must be a pretty shy pair of fella’s! Since it usually keeps hidden inside the tail. 

Cool!! I’ve always wanted to talk to my penises!! Thank you, Mr. England’s Dick!

They must be a pretty shy pair of fella’s! Since it usually keeps hidden inside the tail. 

OOC: Valentines Day

(( I’ve seen several people saying they’re printing them out and planning to hand them out to others/friends/etc! Which is super exciting! 

I’d love to hear how it went come Valentines day, see if England’s dick brought you love/laughter /)u(\! ))

(( No valentines day card yet? England’s dick got you covered. ))

AskassasinKirkland

((I don’t even know. Love your blog =3=))

((Oh gosh, he looks like such a gentleman! Thank you very much!))

AskassasinKirkland

((I don’t even know. Love your blog =3=))

((Oh gosh, he looks like such a gentleman! Thank you very much!))